Concepts create idols; only wonder grasps anything. - St Gregory of Nyssa

Sunday, December 15, 2013


I was looking around the web to find how to identify the pumpkin I am baking (saving the seeds, you know) and came across this:

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named governmentium.

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

the rest is here.

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