Flyover Pilgrim: humor

Monday, September 22, 2014

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Thanks to Conservative Pup for the chuckle.

THE YEAR 2013….One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay” …and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and again just walked away.

The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably aggitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to President Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Five Goats

cinq chèvres
fünf Ziegen
five kecske
cinque capre
오 염소
пет кози
fem geiter
پنج بز
cinco cabras
pięć kóz
п'ять кіз
五個山羊
pet koza
cúig gabhair
πέντε αίγες
penkių ožkų
pesë dhi
lima ekor kambing
пять коз
cinci caprine